Today's Seal Is: Stylin' Fresh
europeans are so funny literally like “i can’t believe americans don’t have fresh bread” what the fuck are you talking about
I can't believe americans think their store-bought sliced bread is real bread
there are bakeries in the united states LMAO i’m not going to argue with a motherfucker about bread
"I'm not going to argue with a motherfucker about bread" is now my life motto.
Update: Lot of people reblogging me trying to say this or that about bread. I'm really sorry if you misheard me, but I am not going to argue with a motherfucker about bread. Thanks for understanding.
environmental storytelling
the cumbrian cunt council will decide your fate
"preachers daughter is about religious trauma! preachers daughter is about generational trauma!" have you considered that preachers daughter is a cautionary tale about what happens when you trust a man from florida
screaming
anxiety is so weird like why is my mental illness in my stomach
Your stomach is connected to the mental illness glob with lots of tiny soggy strings.
tayish
